My name is Ryan Ruiz. I get excessively drunk and high at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.
But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my knowledge and findings with the world and those in need.. Kinda like an asshole Hitch
